You know me … sometimes I like to be casual. I’ll wear a jumper with an argyle pattern on it and leave a shirt tail ever so slightly untucked. I’ll pull on a pair of jeans or chinos or slacks, and my hair will have a faintly mussed-up look. My slacks sometimes have a thing on them called a ‘self-belt’ and can be made of a substance called ‘twill’ and in a colour called ‘fallow’ or ‘musteline’. I dress like this if I’m going on a chicken-and-champagne picnic with some other people in the background by a river or in a field of wild flowers. I like doing that. It’s nice.
Occasionally I like to curl up on a large, comfortable couch and look at a picture in a magazine or at the words on the pages of a book. One of my feet might even be actually on the couch but you can see that there’s no dirt on the soles of my shoes, so it’s okay. Sometimes a small dog will leap into my lap and I’ll smile and mess with him a little. His name might be Ruffy and he is probably a terrier.
Every so often I have to go to an office and study plans laid out on large tables. I will wear a tie and carry a mobile phone and try to look concerned about something, perhaps the plans I am studying, or maybe that I am late for a (probably important) meeting and don’t know what to have for lunch. I don’t like going to the office. I get confused.
At night I’ll relax with a hot cup of something and slip into a Cape Portland burgundy plaid robe (item #8876). The comfortable, traditional styling includes a shawl collar, three patch pockets, turn-back cuffs and a generous 72-inch belt. The robe is crafted from the softest pure virgin wool so it feels great against my skin. It’s machine-washable and made in a country where people are not exploited for labour. After my beverages, I’ll probably stare at something for a while before going to bed in preparation for another day standing near a car or collecting wood on the outskirts of a forest.
I’m a male catalogue model. It was nice meeting you. I hope you see me again soon.