The Corrections

We would like to correct a number of mistakes and inaccuracies
contained in last week’s issue.

In the profile ‘Steven Dorff: A Profile’ it was implied that Mr Dorff has a tattoo of a unicorn on his upper left arm. In fact, the tattoo is on his right arm and is of a rat sitting on a birthday cake. We apologise to Mr Dorff, both of his arms and his tattooist for the error.

The comma in column 2, line 8, on page 7 should have been an eighth
of an inch to the right. Our sincerest apologies to Lynne, Truss.

We spelled the name of this magazine incorrectly on the cover of last weeks issue – apologies to readers who thought they were buying Texas Fish & Game Hunter. (Also, there is an apostorphe missing from the word ‘week’s’ in the previous sentence; further, we accidentally misspelled ‘apostrophe’ earlier in this sentence. Both errors will be addressed in next week’s ‘Corrections’.)

Weather predictions for Antanarivo were wrong; it did not completely freeze over and become a barren ice­scape for one thousand years. Indeed it was rather mild. Also, the Libra horoscope prediction – ‘expect a visit from the Grim Reaper, and soon’ – was alarmist and premature. We apologise to all Librans who are still with us.

A report in our financial section strongly suggested that sand was a good investment. Sand is, in fact, not a good investment. It is just sand.

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