Good Weekend Columns

After five years of loyal service to Good Weekend magazine, during which I never once delivered copy late or asked for a pay rise ($750 per column), I was let go when the editorial powers decided to ‘redesign’ the back page. In place of my inventive, often lacerating and rarely repetitious pieces, readers may now enjoy photographs of Julia Baird crossing her arms in various outfits, and regular dispatches from Mark Dapin about his case of gout.